Happy New Year everyone!
It's the first Thursday of the year and I've decided to start this year off by making the world better for everyone. As some of you may know I'm pretty knowledgeable about pretty much everything. Until now I've mostly kept my vast amounts of wisdom to myself, working only to make my own life the shining beacon of success it now is. But it is a new year and I've decided that it is time to share my talents with the rest of the world. Why now you ask? Certainly 2012 stands to be an important year in the direction our society will take, of course the world may not makes it to 2013 so why keep this to myself, and my wife no longer even humors me by pretending to listen to my ideas. Mostly she just throws a shoe at me and tells me to "Stoppit". I may have officially traded places with the cat.
So over the next 12 weeks I will be giving you my top 12 ideas to fix the world in 2012. I was going to do one a month but I wanted to be sure you had plenty of time to get these done before December 21st comes and Unicron devours us all.
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